STOP IT. PLEASE.

In this world, people often contemplated; shrouding their logic with immense stupidity, exchanging vows of malignancy, trafficking the inner-truth in their clear dense perspectives and to those who care, to those who cried out of their comfort, they were hit with a hard slap on their thoughts. Well, do you care? Have you been observing the justified variables? Have you been thinking? Clear off your standings, chase away those puny little thoughts of yours, which hardly relies on facts but filled with emotional excursion. I despise people who hardly think of the world but themselves, shoving chunks of their hatred into the lies of many, looking away from what is important, from the core, from the very axis of our livelihood. Do you care…? How much actually did you care?

hi dearest Bl0g,

me : r u still alive? i wud alwyz wnted to update u but -

Bl0g: - huh (sigh)

me : so srry itz my fault again ...yeah me n ma blabbering bananas. so srry 4 neglecting u, not that like i wanna delete u or sth, but it was like i am living in an eyrie to go updatting a blog that is down under the sea level. it was hard Bl0g. REAL HARD.

Bl0g: juz shut up rafaad, im no longer exist in ur life ryte?

me : Bl0g~ plz dn't b lyke this...

Bl0g: dissapear gumhead! i've had it wit u, u hv no face nor wealth! u hv nth for me to b proud of. u was a flattering bastard!

me : Bl0g~ i luv u as a sister more than i luv u as a Bl0g, as siblings, can u plz act forgive me? i am very well beguiled if u wud, bcoz none other in this world will come to ease xcept for seeing u smile again.

Bl0g: ermmm if u say so.. but just this once ok? one more n i'll leave u 4 gud!

me : ouh~ thanks heaven!

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PSD: Phunk-sucking Dumbarses

Malaysia's Public Service Department, or better known as the Jabatan Perkhidmatan Awam, has always been famous for rejecting applicants with the best SPM results in the country.

It must come as a surprise that the brightest students in Malaysia are denied scholarships. Clearly it demonstrates the fact that 'brightness' can be a subjective term.

So, who do they accept?

The 'dimmer' ones.

By that, I do not mean the Indians because if that were the case, their racial percentage should not stand at a measly 5%!

Not the Chinese, nor the Indians?

The winner can only be Melayu Bodoh.

Think about this: public scholarships are provided by Government departments (like the PSD). They are also the ones who collect taxes from the citizens. Having read the Forbes 'Asian Wealth', it is a proven fact that the top 5 richest people in Malaysia are Chinese and Indians. Thus, C&Is contribute the most to the economy, as a whole. However, all tax revenue received by the Government are distributed only amongst their own race. What about the C&Is who contributed an equal share if not more of the tax? Not all C&Is are rich and who is going to look out for them? Where is thejustice in that?

It goes to show that the Malaysian Government is FUCKED. If I ever see one of these Melayu Bodohs/ministers I have to ask, "Eh, what kinda drugs are you fuckin' high on?".

And as always:

"Melayu Bodoh, Melayu Balik"

What? Pissed off at the blog and you are a melayu bodoh? Well, don't just fucking sit there and look at it like a circumsized cock. DO SOMETHING! Post me a comment :)

i tke dis rite from melayubodoh.blogspot.com

A Hella Number!!

A campaign to name the number 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 'hella' is attracting strong support from scientists.

An online petition started in California - where the word 'hella' is slang for 'many' - is calling for the word to become an internationally recognised prefix, joining the likes of mega, kilo and giga.

The word would apply to figures with 27 zeros after the first digit.

Count on us: A group of maths fanatics have started a petition to prefix a digit with 27 zeroes with the word 'hella'

Supporters of the campaign believe recent breakthroughs in science mean the International System of Units (SI) needs to go further with its classification of long numbers.

More than 20,000 people - including scientists and students - have signed up to a petition on Facebook.

The largest number with a recognised designated prefix is a 'yotta' - a digit with 24 zeroes. It was recognised by the International Committee for Weights and Measures in 1991 along with zetta, for 21 zeroes.

Campaign organiser Austin Sendek, from the University of California, said the name hella would be an appropriate choice.

'Since the SI system has traditionally adopted the last names of accomplished scientists for unit nomenclature, it follows that prefix designation should do the same,' he said.

'From this tradition comes the chance for the SI system to use nomenclature to honor a constantly overlooked scientific contributor: Northern California.'

'The area is also notorious for the creation and widespread usage of the English slang 'hella,' which typically means 'very,' or can refer to a large quantity (e.g. 'there are hella stars out tonight').

The campaign has attracted the interest of a British chemist who helps advise the International Committee for Weights and Measures.

Professor Ian Mills of the University of Reading has promised to raise the petition at the September meeting of the Consultative Committee for Units, which advises the international committee.

He said he expected the campaign to be received with smiles, but 'doubted it would go further.'

He told the Daily Telegraph: 'The prefixes we introduced 20 years ago are still not widely used. There is no point making changes that nobody pays any attention to which would only make things more complicated.

'At the moment we are focusing on more pressing issues, such as redefining the weight of the kilogram. But he is correct to say that we will need prefixes to express a greater range of magnitudes as science advances. The very fact that a student is asking a question like this is very encouraging.'

Prof Mills suggested that a simpler option would be for the committee to relax rules banning compound prefixes, so that, for instance, a hella could be expressed as a kiloyotta.

Manglish : For and Against

Should Malaysians speak Manglish or proper English?

For those who don’t know, Manglish is English as it is commonly spoken in Malaysia. It’s basically English with Malay and Chinese words and grammar thrown in.

For example: “Why you so like that one? Don’ play-play-lah!”

“Where got such a ting?”

Obviously, sentences like these totally confuse any visiting foreigners, but to Malaysians they somehow make perfect sense.

So is Manglish a useful communication tool or does it prevent Malaysians speaking English properly? The Malaysian government hasn’t taken a strong stance, unlike the Singaporean government, which is trying to ban ‘Singlish’. Therefore, to help you decide whether to embrace Manglish or not, I present the cases for and against:

The Case For

• It sounds ‘fake’ for Malaysians to speak proper English

Many Manglish speakers worry that if they talk properly, their friends will think that they are putting on airs. ‘Why you tok liedat ah?’ ‘You ting you are a matsalleh, is it?’

• If you speak proper English, many Malaysians won’t understand

After all, there are many people in Malaysia who have an extremely limited grasp of English. If you use bombastic words and phrases (like ‘bombastic’), they will not understand. So to be understood, you need to speak Manglish.

• Language is a communication tool

The purpose of language is to communicate. Manglish actually helps people to communicate better because it is easier to understand. Even in the world of business, people give presentations and write reports in Manglish.

• It’s better to speak broken English than not speak English at all

People who speak Manglish are trying their best. Just because their English isn’t perfect, you shouldn’t judge them. After all, the Government is trying to improve the standard of English in the country and everyone needs to do their part.

• Malaysians have a right to speak their own kind of English

In America, people speak American English. In Australia, people speak Australian English. What’s wrong with Malaysians speaking Malaysian English? After all, every country has its own slang and accent. For example, Americans say cellphone, Brits say mobile phone and Malaysians say handphone. What’s wrong with that?

• Manglish has become part of Malaysian culture and heritage

Manglish has become something we can be proud of. Why try to hide it? It’s part of our cultural heritage. And it’s something that all Malaysians can participate in, no matter which ethnicity. Muhibbah! Plus tourists think it’s cute when they hear people saying lah all the time.

The Case Against

• Speaking Manglish makes you sound uneducated

“That one no good oledi!” How are you supposed to impress people if you walk about saying things like that? At a job interview, you will die-lah. What happens if you have business overseas with foreigners? They will all laugh at the way you speak. It’s not that difficult to speak properly with a bit of effort, so why sound uneducated?

• Manglish isn’t even English

Manglish can be classified as a pidgin or creole language, a simplified form of English mixed with Malay and Chinese, which is becoming (or has become) a separate language from standard English.

• Manglish prevents Malaysia from being competitive

The reason the Malaysian government encourages the use of English is to boost the nation’s competitiveness. However, Manglish has exactly the opposite effect. For example, call centres in Cyberjaya are shutting down and moving to other countries because overseas callers are fed up with hearing ‘no-lah’ and ‘ya-lah’ when they call up with a technical problem. Meanwhile, Countries like Thailand, Korea and China are succeeding in raising the level of English over there.

• Even if Manglish is okay for spoken English, it is not appropriate for written English

It is not realistic to use words like ‘oledi’ and ‘liedat’ in written English Imagine what the newspapers would be like if the whole country could only understand Manglish!

• If you learn Manglish, you will never improve your English

Once you get into the habit of speaking broken English, it is really difficult to speak proper English. It’s better to learn correct English from scratch.

• To communicate effectively, you need to speak properly

Manglish is a simplified form of English. To express yourself well, you need to understand the nuances and subtleties of English. Imagine if Shakespeare had spoken Manglish. Instead of ‘Romeo, wherefore art thou?’ it would be ‘Eh, Lomeo, you where-ah?’

So there it is lah. Now that you know the cases for and against Manglish, it’s up to you to decide how you want to speak English.